"Alexis Needs"...

Found this on a few different blogs...it's too great. So here is my name a la Google:

Alexis needs...
...to stop drawing on herself.
...a stable home with lots of patience and understanding.
...to be clued in on the new perspective.
...care.
...lots of bed rest.
...to pull the burr out of her rear and deal with reality before
someone knocks her off, which couldnt be soon enough!
...to kick him to the curb once and for all and come roaring back.
...right now.
...a little bit of madness.
...video viewing pleasure.
...help getting the helium to the union from
collins at around 3pm
...just 195 yards to become only
the 10th Husky to reach 2,000 for his career.
...prayers.